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Girlspeak To English Dictionary

By: Kenneth M. Gibson

She says                               English 

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We need                                I want

It's your decision                     The correct decision should be
                                       obvious by now

Do what you want                       You'll pay for this later 

We need to talk                        I need to complain 

Sure...go ahead                        I don't want you to.

I'm not upset                          Of course I'm upset, you moron. 

You're...so manly                      You need a shave and you sweat
                                       a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.    Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional!  And I'm not        I have PMS.
overreacting!

Be romantic, turn out the lights.      I have flabby thighs. 

This kitchen is so inconvenient.       I want a new house.

I want new curtains                    and carpeting, furniture, 
                                       wallpaper...

Hang the picture there                 No, I mean hang it there! 

I heard a noise                        I noticed you were almost 
                                       asleep.

Do you love me?                        I'm going to ask for something
                                       expensive.

How much do you love me?               I did something today you're

                                       really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.             Kick off your shoes and find a
                                       good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?                        Tell me I'm beautiful. 

You have to learn to communicate.      Just agree with me. 

Are you listening to me!?              [Too late, your dead.] 

Yes                                    No

No                                     No 

Maybe                                  No

I'm sorry.                             You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?               It's easy to fix, so you'd
                                       better get get used to it.

I'm not yelling!                       Yes I am yelling because I

                                       think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing.                    Nothing. 

Nothing.                               Everything.

Everything.                            My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.                       It's just that you're such a 
                                       jerk.

I don't want to talk about it.         Go away, I'm still building up
                                       evidence against you.